It's that time of year again, when people break out the music, egg nog, and garland. They deck the halls, and happily wrap presents. But, do they go out in the middle of no where and kill innocent trees? No, this is the year of a blood red Christmas!! 
Just kidding. This year we were lucky enough to go out with Camille's family and cut down not just one Christmas tree...oh no, when you go out with the Cartwrights you GO OUT...we cut down 3 Christmas trees and included some boughs to deck something (Adam was shocked that someone actual does deck the halls with boughs of real holly.)
Just kidding. This year we were lucky enough to go out with Camille's family and cut down not just one Christmas tree...oh no, when you go out with the Cartwrights you GO OUT...we cut down 3 Christmas trees and included some boughs to deck something (Adam was shocked that someone actual does deck the halls with boughs of real holly.) In this pic Adam is tag teaming with Camille's dad to murder...uh, cut down this tree. The saying is true that if there are people in the forest and a tree is cut down, people do hear the tree scream.
Adam decided that "saws, saws, we don't need no saws!!" So, he attempted to push over trees. They were dead and easily pushed over, but he felt like a super hero. As Camille and her family were wondering around the forest they could hear someone screaming "Hulk SMASH!!" and trees falling over.
Camille would like to know who the genius is that gave Adam a saw? Or is this the movie poster for "A Blood Red Christmas: Screaming Trees"
Camille somehow convinced Adam that it would be a good idea to have a 15 foot live Christmas tree in our house. So here she is, posing once again, with her Christmas Tree.
This is a side view of the monster tree. Adam thinks that Camille was trying her best to be in Hallmark Christmas special. All she needed was Randy Travis to come out of the truck saying or singing, "Have your self, a merry little Christmas..."
The sequal to the blockbuster, movie of the year, "A Blood Red Christmas: Screaming Trees" is the highly anticipated "Twilight: When the Trees fight back like vampires in love"
At the end of the killings...uh, day, we attempted to get a nice family photo. The camera was balanced on two logs with pieces of bark holding it in place. Because of our brilliant skills with a camera, most of the pictures had parts of the log in it, was tilted to the side, or, in this pic's case, had Camille's mom being a shadow person. Ah well, it was a great day for killing trees...cutting trees. Happy Holiday Decorating to all. 
Adam decided that "saws, saws, we don't need no saws!!" So, he attempted to push over trees. They were dead and easily pushed over, but he felt like a super hero. As Camille and her family were wondering around the forest they could hear someone screaming "Hulk SMASH!!" and trees falling over.Camille would like to know who the genius is that gave Adam a saw? Or is this the movie poster for "A Blood Red Christmas: Screaming Trees"Camille somehow convinced Adam that it would be a good idea to have a 15 foot live Christmas tree in our house. So here she is, posing once again, with her Christmas Tree.This is a side view of the monster tree. Adam thinks that Camille was trying her best to be in Hallmark Christmas special. All she needed was Randy Travis to come out of the truck saying or singing, "Have your self, a merry little Christmas..."The sequal to the blockbuster, movie of the year, "A Blood Red Christmas: Screaming Trees" is the highly anticipated "Twilight: When the Trees fight back like vampires in love"At the end of the killings...uh, day, we attempted to get a nice family photo. The camera was balanced on two logs with pieces of bark holding it in place. Because of our brilliant skills with a camera, most of the pictures had parts of the log in it, was tilted to the side, or, in this pic's case, had Camille's mom being a shadow person. Ah well, it was a great day for killing trees...cutting trees. Happy Holiday Decorating to all. 
6 comments:
I miss real trees! I want to know how you are going to fit all 15 feet in your apartment!
This was a fun post to read. Adam, you should write books! We might join in the fun and go cut down a tree this year. We are still trying to decide if it is worth driving an hour away or if we should just drive down the street and pick one from the tree lot.
You will have to post a picture of the decorated tree.
Wish we could have a real tree :o(
Last year we did the whole cut your own tree down for the first time. It was great....except for the part when Kailey broke out in massive hives all over her body a day later. Oh well, Maybe she will out grow someday? for now we have a beautiful fake one, but it's just not the same!
Yay! The Phillips are starting their Christmas decorations! Nice looking tree. Everytime I hear about someone cutting down their own tree, it reminds me of Christmas Vacation. Adam, were you covered in sap that night? And did it explode out all your windows when you set it up? If not, you may want to retry next year. :)
Gosh your tree is really tall! You must have a tall ceiling. LoL. Hope all is well there and Merry Christmas Season!!! Maybe you will get some snow soon.
looks like a lot of fun! Now, I want to see the 15ft tree in your house all decorated and such. Reminds me of the movie, Christmas vacation, where the tree broke through the window because it was so big! :)
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